Have you heard Taylor Swift’s latest release? “We Are Never, Ever, Ever Getting Back Together,” released Tuesday, hit number one on iTunes its first day out. It’s also my current obsession.

Inspired by T. Swift, my friend Ryan made a hilarious list of things he’s never, ever, ever getting back together with. And after reading it, I wanted to play too. So here we go:

I’m never, ever, ever getting back together with

1. Working at DSW – straightening shoes 4 hours at a time was not for me. Let’s hope this writing thing works out.
2. Stirrup pants – I rocked them in kindergarten, 1st grade, 2nd grade and probably beyond..but never again
3. Mathematics – we were not meant to be. Should have known when I needed a private lesson on carrying the ten-digit for addition and subtraction
4. 163 lbs. Hell no.
5. The notion that I can’t make it.
6. Glitter, butterfly hair clips complete with flapping wings.
7.  Schlepping my dirty clothes half-way across Paris to do laundry. Next time I live in Paris, I will have a washer and dryer!
8. PE class – wish I knew how many times I faked a stomach ache so I didn’t have to take part in the day’s torture session fun.
9. Getting worried when my life schedule doesn’t match up with those of other people my age. Comparing my life schedule to anyone else’s.